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Ursula Thorsen

The Dad Tax

February 7, 2024November 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula comes to Noah looking for candy, only to find Noah's been eating her Halloween haul.

Today’s the day that Ursula learns about taxation. And the Dad Tax is always worse when you question his tales of his own trick-or-treat efforts as a kid.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, husband and wife, stay at home dad, taxation, theft, unfair

Happy Halloween!

February 7, 2024October 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula complains about having to go trick-or-treating when Noah has tons of candy at home. He sends her out anyway.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, grandmother, Halloween, in-laws, lazy

The Day After Costco

June 12, 2024October 6, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah argue about whether she can have some of that sweet, sweet Costco sugar.

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, grandmother, in-laws, stay at home dad

The Giant Skeleton

June 12, 2024October 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Adam decorate for Halloween, much to Agnes' annoyance.

Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, grandmother, halloween decor, in-laws, Kid sister

Bugs as a Love Language

June 12, 2024September 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is teasing Ursula about her classmate who put bugs in her hair.

Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bugs are gross, daddy daughter, stay at home dad, teasing

Young Love

June 12, 2024September 28, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula complains about boys and bugs at school while Glen and Noah reminisce.

Worms, huh? Noah’s got all the secrets to romantic success.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bugs are gross, daddy daughter, teasing, young love

Ursula Hates Fractions

June 12, 2024September 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula refuses to learn fractions, though Noah can think of a couple real-world cases of when they're necessary.

I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, homework, math sucks, missing the point, stay at home dad

Escape from School

June 12, 2024September 26, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula, Noah, and Ruth are sitting around the table in the morning and discussing why Ursula has to go to school and Noah doesn't.

There goes Noah, getting himself in trouble with Ruth yet again…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags complaints, daddy daughter, Escape from School, husband and wife, mother and daughter, stay at home dad, teacher life

Boring Grown-Up Saturday Night Stuff

June 12, 2024September 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth were just about ready to start getting frisky on the sofa when Ursula emerges from her room, having decided to argue about her bedtime.

I think we can see why Ursula only has the one younger sibling.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, husband and wife, mother and daughter, Saturday night

Trade Ya!

June 12, 2024September 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Adam tricks Ursula into taking his place in the band... never mind that she can't play bass.

Ursula really should ask more questions when her brothers are seemingly willing to give her what she wants so easily.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, big brother, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, Kid sister, lazy, stay at home dad
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