Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.
Ursula Thorsen
Granny Thorsen vs. the Gator
Looks like Noah’s insistence on showing a lot of bare skin might well be genetic.
“Tragic Canoe Accident”
Kaboom! Kaboom!
“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”
The Dad Tax
Today’s the day that Ursula learns about taxation. And the Dad Tax is always worse when you question his tales of his own trick-or-treat efforts as a kid.
The Day After Costco
Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.
The Giant Skeleton
Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.
Bugs as a Love Language
Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.