Noah’s Diary: January 13, 2026
Two weeks into his annual New Year’s diet, Noah longs for a cheeseburger and contemplates just buying bigger leather pants.
Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
Two weeks into his annual New Year’s diet, Noah longs for a cheeseburger and contemplates just buying bigger leather pants.
Noah muses on when to inflict extra at-home science learning on Ursula’s busy schedule. Meanwhile, Ursula shuns her parents due to back to school.
Noah muses on his upcoming New Year’s Eve gig with his U2 tribute band and hopes to keep Ruth and Howie from coming to blows.
Noah muses on the ghosts of burned Christmas dinners future at with his in-laws. Meanwhile Ursula suddenly has all kinds of energy now that school is out.
Ruth and Granny Thorsen are at war over polar bears with Ursula as a proxy for her Granny and Noah is caught in the middle.
With 2 weeks of school left til Christmas break, Noah puzzles over whether Ursula might be getting up at night, causing her to be tired in the mornings.
It’s December and Noah’s already busy making cookies for Christmas. He also muses on Ursula’s future and talks about price negotiations for band gigs.
Noah has come down with the dreaded Man Cold, thanks to Ruth’s niece. Meanwhile Ruth’s gone to Agnes & Frank’s in an attempt to avoid catching it herself.
Noah complains about the ongoing dreary November weather and looks forward to the pretty Christmas lights.
Noah talks about Remembrance Day and remembers the time Duke let him tag along on a hunting trip… where Noah was in charge of packing out the empties.