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Winter Tires

June 12, 2024September 30, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is getting Glen to put the snow tires on the car at Ruth's insistence due to local highway rules... even though it's during a late heat wave.

Where I live there are stretches of highway requiring snow tires (or the M+S all-seasons) as of October 1 every year… even if we have an autumn heat wave.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags chores, guilt trip, husband and wife

Young Love

June 12, 2024September 28, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula complains about boys and bugs at school while Glen and Noah reminisce.

Worms, huh? Noah’s got all the secrets to romantic success.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bugs are gross, daddy daughter, teasing, young love

The Car Club Gig, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Glen rips up Noah's planned set list and expects Noah to learn a bunch of car songs in the 15 minutes before his first set.

Glen Jenkins: classic car rock snob/connoisseur of songs involving hopping into the backseat.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags car show, cover band, frenemies, great expectations, U2

The Car Club Gig, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Glen is already regretting hiring Noah's cover band to play at his car club's show and shine.

When asked what kind of car he drives, Noah scratched his head and said, “I think it’s a blue one.”

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags car show, cover band, disappointment, frenemies

Learning Time With Glen, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah also doesn't know how the lawnmower works, which Glen assumes is due to Noah's lack of actual job experience.

I dunno, scrubbing station wagons in a speedo seems like a real job. Team Noah all the way.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags frenemies, high school jobs, lazy, memories, teasing, yardwork

Learning Time With Glen, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Glen is alpha-dogging Noah over his inability to change his own flat tire.

Yes, Noah could learn to fix his own flats, but it’s so much more efficient to just get Glen to do it.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags fix a flat, frenemies, great expectations, manhood, teasing
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