Glen “Junkyard” Jenkins: classic car rock snob/connoisseur of songs involving hopping into the backseat.
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Still at the car show, Glen turns to Noah and says, “Lemme see that set list.” Noah says “OK” and hands it over. The set list comprises some of the more annoying pop/rock songs from the last 40 years, and the portion we can see lists “Faith,” “I’m Too Sexy,” “Photograph,” “Beautiful Day,” “With Arms Wide Open,” “Final Countdown,” “Lady in Red,” “Don’t Cry,” and “Pride In The Name of Love.” Glen scowls and says, “All that crap and ‘Safety Dance’? Hell no!” and tears the set list in half. Noah yells “hey!” Glen then hands over a new set list, saying “Here, I made you a better one.” Noah looks it over, skeptically, and says “‘Big Red Rocket Of Love’? ‘Methanol’? ‘Mustang Sally’? I don’t know most of these songs.” Glen rolls his eyes and says “Use the Google, Thorsen.” He then starts to walk away as Noah scowls and scratches his head, telling Noah “Or you could just play ‘Panama’ 30 or 40 times, I don’t care.”