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Frank Burgoyne

Inflatables

February 7, 2024November 26, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Frank are digging out the big box of Christmas lights. Agnes has her coat on and says to Frank, "OK, we're going antiquing. Make sure you keep things tasteful with the lights." Frank replies, "Yes, dear" while Noah grins slyly and says nothing. Once Agnes has left, Frank turns to Noah and says, "Alright, the wives are gone. Go get the giant tacky inflatables." Noah smiles and says, "On it!"

  You just know that as soon as Agnes returns and is annoyed, Frank is going to try to say the inflatables were Noah’s idea.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen

Happy Thanksgiving!

February 7, 2024November 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth and Agnes are drinking coffee at Agnes' kitchen table. In the background we see Noah and Frank sitting on the antique sofa, sleeping. Ursula comes up to Ruth and Agnes and points at her dad and granddad and says, "OK, they're asleep. Now can we order pizza?"

  Noah and Frank are in food comas and Ursula wants pizza… again… happy Thanksgiving!

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen

Noah the Muffin Man

February 7, 2024November 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings a tray of fresh muffins to his in-laws' doorstep to bribe his way into some babysitting.

Noah knows exactly how to bribe his way into getting what he wants, and Frank is very, very bribeable.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, in-laws

“Tragic Canoe Accident”

February 5, 2024November 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Just wait til you hear about Great-Great Aunt Mildred’s sister-in-law’s bunions, kiddo…

 

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Read more“Tragic Canoe Accident”

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, family history, grandmother, homework, too much information

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth's father seeks to cut a limb off the family tree.

Noah had better stay a landlubber.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, in-laws
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