Frank Burgoyne - Noah's Archipelago - Page 3

Happy Thanksgiving!

February 7, 2024November 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth and Agnes are drinking coffee at Agnes' kitchen table. In the background we see Noah and Frank sitting on the antique sofa, sleeping. Ursula comes up to Ruth and Agnes and points at her dad and granddad and says, "OK, they're asleep. Now can we order pizza?"

Noah and Frank are in food comas and Ursula wants pizza… again… happy Thanksgiving!

Noah the Muffin Man

February 7, 2024November 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah brings a tray of fresh muffins to his in-laws' doorstep to bribe his way into some babysitting.

Noah knows exactly how to bribe his way into getting what he wants, and Frank is very, very bribeable.

“Tragic Canoe Accident”

February 5, 2024November 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.

Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious. — Just wait til you hear about Great-Great Aunt Mildred’s sister-in-law’s bunions, kiddo…

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

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Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth's father seeks to cut a limb off the family tree.

Noah had better stay a landlubber.