Noah had better stay a landlubber.
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Comic description
In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:
Ruth and her dad Frank are talking poolside while Noah plays in the pool with Ursula.
Ruth’s dad says to Ruth “Pumpkin, when are you gonna divorce the gigolo?”
Offended, Ruth retorts “Daddy! he’s the father of my children!”
Unfazed, Frank replies “Yes, and now that you have them, you can dispose of the sperm donor.”
Ruth snaps back “No! I don’t believe in divorce!”
Frank grins and continues “Well, then how about we toss him overboard in the Pacific en route to Hawaii?”
Ruth scowls “Daddy! No!!!!”
Frank still doesn’t take the hint and says “OK, but what if I double your trust fund?”