Frank Burgoyne - Noah's Archipelago

Agnes the Terminator

April 16, 2025April 16, 2025 by Pyra Draculea

With Noah continuing to shirk his cartoon work duties, the Cartoonist calls in the big guns to sort him out.

With Noah continuing to shirk his cartoon work duties, the Cartoonist calls in the big (Nerf) guns to sort him out.

Vlogmas 2024

April 11, 2025December 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula, making her annual demands on Kris Kringle at the local mall.

Bit of a different post today: this year I decided to participate in Vlogmas, with the intention of making a video every day of December leading up to Christmas in which I would film myself making an ink drawing of characters from both this comic and my Ricky B. the Rock N Roll Rat comic … Read moreVlogmas 2024

Grandpa Frank’s Ruling

April 11, 2025November 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Grandpa Frank delivers his verdict.

Noah Appeals to a Higher Authority

April 11, 2025November 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah takes his case to a higher court, that of his father-in-law Frank.

Father’s Day 2024

July 19, 2024June 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Father’s Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah’s Sunday morning fishin’ plans.

Watching the Northern Lights

May 26, 2024May 11, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

Playing Chicken

February 5, 2024February 8, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is giving Valerie her bottle and Frank comes up with a coffee cup and says, "Alright, Agnes went to the salon. What's the intel?" Noah smiles and says, "We can have up to 10 hens. Minimum coop size is 40 square feet, but I think we should make it at least 8x8." Frank smiles and replies, "Plenty of room next to the pool." Noah continues, "And the run should be at least 100 square feet. More is better." Frank says, "Like I said." Noah then says, "In theory we get 10 eggs a day for most of the year." Frank smiles and says, "Let's do it... next month when Agnes goes to Vegas with her sisters." Noah replies, "Roger that." Meanwhile Valerie yanks a lock of Noah's hair and pokes him in the throat. Noah says to Valerie, "Ow! Valerie, don't pull Daddy's hair." Frank then says, "Yeah, that's how I lost mine."

Noah and Frank are plotting to get free eggs… well, free after the cost of the coop, the run, the hens, the feed… Meanwhile, Valerie is practising her assassin moves for when she’s big enough to actually be dangerous.