Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
Pyra Draculea 
Much like his ex-wife Gigi, Noah refuses to even consider that there comes a time and a place to no longer discuss one’s time at the ol’ nudie beach… and certainly an audience that doesn’t wish to hear about such things.
Nothing like an early fall day at the beach… especially if you go there on snow tires.
Where I live there are stretches of highway requiring snow tires (or the M+S all-seasons) as of October 1 every year… even if we have an autumn heat wave.
Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.
I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.
I think we can see why Ursula only has the one younger sibling.
Careful, Adam: bobbin lace is just the gateway drug. Next she’ll be pushing Irish crochet. Eventually, she’ll get you hooked on the hard stuff like needlelace.
