Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
Pyra Draculea 
Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.
Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.
At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.
You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…
Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?
Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.
Noah should ask more questions if he wants more answers… actually, no. Scratch that. He shouldn’t ask any questions.
Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.
See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.
Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.
