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Month: February 2024

One More Time, with Feeling!

February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah continues to pester Ruth to like her least favorite U2 songs.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, fandom, great expectations, guilt trip, husband and wife, teasing

Pride in the Name of Ruth

February 12, 2024February 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
If Ruth doesn't like the biggest U2 songs, she's just not trying hard enough.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, teasing, U2

Ruth’s Dirty Little Prideful Secret

February 8, 2024February 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Under pressure from Noah to spill the beans, Ruth blurts out that she hates two of the most iconic U2 hits.

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, U2

Et Tu, Ruth?

February 8, 2024February 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah complains about his mother's secret-keeping to Ruth, who quickly regrets weighing in on the matter.

Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife

Need To Know Basis

February 5, 2024February 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is confronting his mother via video call about how she kept secrets from him... and still does so.

Noah should ask more questions if he wants more answers… actually, no. Scratch that. He shouldn’t ask any questions.

Categories Granny Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, family black sheep, family secret, mother and son

Everyone Knows, Daddy.

February 7, 2024February 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is shocked to learn that Ursula already knows all about Granny Thorsen's gator poaching.

Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, stay at home dad

The Awkwardness Continues

February 7, 2024February 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula's awkward conversation about bad behavior continues.

See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad
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