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Santa Odin

February 7, 2024November 30, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Ursula are having a Facetime video chat with Noah's mom, Granny Thorsen, who tells Ursula, "So Odin appeared to me in a vision, wanting to know what you'd like him to gift you for Yule." Ursula quickly replies, "An iPad!" and an irate Noah exclaims, "What?! You asked Santa for Lego!" Unfazed, Granny Thorsen says, "iPad it is!" then she continues, "Remember to leave out straw for Odin's horse Sleipnir, dear." An excited Ursula replies, "OK. Does Sleipnir like carrots, too?" and Granny Thorsen tells her, "Yes, and Odin likes whiskey." Still annoyed, Noah tells his mother, "No no no... Mom, an iPad is too expensive! Even for 'Odin'!" (and he makes air quotes as he says Odin's name.) Now annoyed herself, Granny Thorsen waves dismissively and rolls her eyes, saying, "Quiet, boy! 'Odin' won $10,000 at bingo last Thursday."

 

Once again, the “boy” tries to tell his mother what to do and she ain’t having it. Ursula’s getting her iPad from “Odin” no matter what.

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