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We Learned About That In School

April 9, 2025September 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah explains his time loop theory to Ursula, who isn't convinced.

Noah explains his time loop theory to Ursula, who isn’t convinced.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, deja vu, disappointment, reading list, stay at home dad

Ursula’s Reading Habits

February 7, 2024October 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's parent-teacher conference with Ursula's teacher Ms. Fardemar continues. Ms. Fardemar says "I'm also concerned about Ursula's reading. She—" Noah interrupts her, saying "What? Ursula's a great reader!" Ms. Fardemar continues "Reading material, not ability. She's done book reports on 'The Anarchist Cookbook,' 'The Art of War,' and 'The End of School." Noah retorts "So?" Ms. Fardemar adds, "She also keeps asking when we'll learn to make C4 in science class." Completely missing the point, Noah says "I told her 100 times: C4 is the middle note on the piano."

When I was in school, back when the internet was just bulletin boards, one of my pals had a printout of what was supposed to be The Anarchist Cookbook.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Noah ThorsenTags disappointment, Escape from School, parent teacher conference, reading list, teacher life

Noah’s Reading List

April 17, 2024September 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is laying fast asleep on a lounge chair in his in-laws' back yard, wearing a red speedo,with a glass of lemonade and his shades on a table next to him, a pillow behind his head and a book in his hands. The title of the book is "The Ruthless Elimination of Hurry."

Finally! One of Ruth’s book recommendations has a message Noah can get enthusiastic about.

Categories Noah ThorsenTags lazy, naptime, reading list, soaking up the sun

Back to School, part 3

April 17, 2024September 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth is hassling Noah about his lack of dedication to her reading assignments, but Noah has a better idea.

Only the best in all-time bestsellers for Noah.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags husband and wife, kama sutra, reading list

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