lead singer - Noah's Archipelago

The Diary of Noah Thorsen: October 21, 2025

October 21, 2025October 21, 2025 by Pyra Draculea

On a recent date night with Ruth, Noah gets to check out some competition for his U2 tribute band. He also contemplates what to do after tonight’s date night.

Howie’s Load-Out Lament

April 11, 2025December 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Noah Hides in the Toilet Stall

April 11, 2025December 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Noah the Piece of Meat

April 11, 2025December 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah’s at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Canada Day Heckling

October 13, 2024July 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula heckles Noah during his Canada Day gig

Ursula rushes the stage and gets her heckle on during Noah’s Canada Day cover band gig.

The Pitch

February 5, 2024January 16, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is talking to his old bandmate Gary, who says to Noah, " So Dave's lost his voice and can't do the show on Saturday. You in?" Noah sighs and replies, "Dunno, Gary. I'd like to, but Ruth hates Marilyn Manson. That's why I had to quit the band." Gary rolls his eyes and says, "Oh, c'mon! Live a little." Noah scowls and says, "Ruth would kill me." Gary sneers and retorts, "You gotta stop letting your ol' ball and chain tell you what to do."Noah rolls his eyes and shrugs his shoulders, saying, "One could say the same thing about my ol' bandmates."

It’s true that Noah and Ruth first met at one of Noah’s old Marilyn Manson tribute band gigs, but it didn’t take long before Ruth put an end to Noah’s Antichrist Superstar impersonation days.