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Noah’s Diary: January 13, 2026

October 16, 2026January 13, 2026 by Pyra Draculea

Two weeks into his annual New Year’s diet, Noah longs for a cheeseburger and contemplates just buying bigger leather pants.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Gigi Malone, Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ruth Thorsen, The Diary of Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, cheeseburgers, complaints, costumes, cover band, diet, disappointment, lead singer, New Years resolutions, teasing

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