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Noah’s Gym Routine

February 7, 2024November 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
In her quest for more unsupervised alone time, Ursula wants to know why Noah doesn't get out more. Say, to the gym.

Noah’s got his flex on, Ruth has her cringe on.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, husband and wife, selfies

Noah’s Time-Out

February 7, 2024November 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula finds a stool with Noah's name on it and Noah and Ruth have very different reactions.

It’ll look great in the corner of the basement… if there is a basement…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

Sewing Hecklers

February 7, 2024November 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula can't stop hassling Ruth as she tries to sew.

Time for Ruth to teach both Ursula and Noah to sew their own damn clothes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags bratty, chores, costumes, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

Kaboom! Kaboom!

February 7, 2024November 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula asks Noah about how he met Ruth.

“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, daddy daughter, homework, husband and wife, Marilyn Manson, memories, playing make believe, tribute band

The Dad Tax

February 7, 2024November 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula comes to Noah looking for candy, only to find Noah's been eating her Halloween haul.

Today’s the day that Ursula learns about taxation. And the Dad Tax is always worse when you question his tales of his own trick-or-treat efforts as a kid.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, husband and wife, stay at home dad, taxation, theft, unfair

Happy Saturday

February 7, 2024October 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings Ruth a copy of People Magazine.

Noah will go to great lengths to make Ruth happy… and to avoid Saturday chores.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags fandom, great expectations, husband and wife, U2

Duty Over Rehearsal

February 5, 2024October 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, bratty, cover band, Creed, disappointment, guilt trip, husband and wife, parent teacher conference, tribute band

Dumb Guitarist Face

February 5, 2024October 20, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, cover band, frenemies, great expectations, husband and wife, lead singer, playtime, tribute band

Noah Prepares for Battle

January 26, 2024October 17, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daydreams, frenemies, great expectations, husband and wife, lead singer, tribute band, U2

Caligula’s Horse For Prez

February 5, 2024October 15, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags disappointment, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, teasing, voting
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