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New Year’s 2025

April 11, 2025January 1, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, mother and daughter

Lego Build Day

April 11, 2025December 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula expects entertainment for Lego Build Day, but a looming deadline is going to force her to entertain herself.

Ursula expects entertainment for Lego Build Day, but a looming deadline is going to force her to entertain herself.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, lazy, Lego, stay at home dad

Quite the Wish List

April 11, 2025December 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Ursula is not responsible for Santa’s labour issues.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, Christmas, great expectations, plotting and scheming, Santa, wish list

Howie’s Load-Out Lament

April 11, 2025December 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, complaints, cover band, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lazy, lead singer, tribute band

Noah Hides in the Toilet Stall

April 11, 2025December 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Categories Noah ThorsenTags band life, cover band, disappointment, fandom, great expectations, hide and seek, lead singer, tribute band

Noah the Piece of Meat

April 11, 2025December 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Noah’s at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, bratty, disappointment, fandom, great expectations, lead singer, tribute band

Ursula’s Business Hours

April 11, 2025November 25, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic? (Or lack of either.)

Noah learns about Ursula’s business hours… or is that work ethic?

(Or lack of either.)

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, homework, lazy, stay at home dad

The Verdict Is In

April 11, 2025November 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Ursula relays the Honourable Ken Garoo’s verdict.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, candy, court, great expectations, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, theft, unfair

Noah Appeals to a Higher Authority

April 11, 2025November 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah takes his case to a higher court, that of his father-in-law Frank.

Noah takes his case to a higher court, that of his father-in-law Frank.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags candy, court, great expectations, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, theft

Maybe You’re Just Lazy

April 10, 2025October 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula, having struck out with Duke, tries the same Halloween pitch on her other brother Adam.

Ursula, having struck out with Duke, tries the same Halloween pitch on her other brother Adam.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, big brother, bratty, complaints, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, Kid sister, lazy, plotting and scheming
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