Escape from School

Eclipse Excuse

April 19, 2024April 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Ursula in the Belly of the Teachers’ Lounge Beast

February 27, 2024February 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula is hiding behind the couch in the teachers' lounge and psyching herself out for what she might be about to overhear.

Inspector Ursula worries what horrors she might be about to witness in the teachers’ lounge as she hides behind the couch.

Ursula’s Reading Habits

February 7, 2024October 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah's parent-teacher conference with Ursula's teacher Ms. Fardemar continues. Ms. Fardemar says "I'm also concerned about Ursula's reading. She—" Noah interrupts her, saying "What? Ursula's a great reader!" Ms. Fardemar continues "Reading material, not ability. She's done book reports on 'The Anarchist Cookbook,' 'The Art of War,' and 'The End of School." Noah retorts "So?" Ms. Fardemar adds, "She also keeps asking when we'll learn to make C4 in science class." Completely missing the point, Noah says "I told her 100 times: C4 is the middle note on the piano."

When I was in school, back when the internet was just bulletin boards, one of my pals had a printout of what was supposed to be The Anarchist Cookbook.

June 12, 2024September 26, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula, Noah, and Ruth are sitting around the table in the morning and discussing why Ursula has to go to school and Noah doesn't.

There goes Noah, getting himself in trouble with Ruth yet again…