bratty - Noah's Archipelago

Ursula Names Her Price

Ursula sure seems very optimistic about the market demands for her services… either that or she thinks Noah’s a mark.

Ursula sees a huge fiscal opportunity in Ruth’s secrets and Noah’s nosiness.

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

Noah should ask more questions if he wants more answers… actually, no. Scratch that. He shouldn’t ask any questions.

Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.

See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.

Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.

Noah’s gonna get heckled at home.