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Free Bird

February 7, 2024November 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula wants to know when to interrupt Noah's band rehearsal.

Noah’s gonna get heckled at home.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, cover band, daddy daughter, tribute band

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

February 7, 2024November 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula seizes the opportunity to get homework answers while Noah is distracted helping his drummer set up for rehearsal.

Ursula might have gotten a wrong answer from Noah, but at least she didn’t have to bother Googling the answers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, lead singer

Kaboom! Kaboom!

February 7, 2024November 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula asks Noah about how he met Ruth.

“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, daddy daughter, homework, husband and wife, Marilyn Manson, memories, playing make believe, tribute band

Duty Over Rehearsal

February 5, 2024October 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, bratty, cover band, Creed, disappointment, guilt trip, husband and wife, parent teacher conference, tribute band

Who Came Second?

February 5, 2024October 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, band life, cover band, disappointment, frenemies, great expectations, lead singer, sore loser, tribute band

Adam and Stacey Delegate on Down the Line

February 5, 2024October 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Stacey BlackburnTags band life, boyfriend and girlfriend, chores, family black sheep, friendship, goth, great expectations, lead singer, odious tasks, playing make believe, tribute band

Dumb Guitarist Face

February 5, 2024October 20, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, cover band, frenemies, great expectations, husband and wife, lead singer, playtime, tribute band

Mr. Dressup

January 26, 2024October 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Glen are talking at the beginning of the Battle of the Tribute Bands gig before either has gone onstage. Glen is wearing his usual: a grey t-shirt, dark jeans, and his signature red bandana headband. Noah is dressed up like Bono (a mishmash of early 90s Fly-era Bono with the big black shades and shiny black leather jacket and pants with early 2000s touches like the open black shirt and cross necklace baring his hairy chest), with his normally curly hair straightened and slicked back. Glen scowls and says, "Playing Mr. Dressup Again, eh, Thorsen?" Noah smiles and replies, "The better to beat your arse tonight, Glen." We see they are up on a mezzanine balcony in the venue and the opener, a Tina Turner tribute act called Steamy Tina is performing in the background to a packed crowd. Glen retorts, "Pfft! Not a chance! It's about the music, not a costume." Noah grins and shoves Glen back, saying, "Ha! The costume is what makes a tribute band. Now, may the best Irishman win!" Glen scowls and responds, "You're not from Ireland, Thorsen, you're from Flin Flon!" Unfazed, Noah replies, "Still." Glen is furious and shakes his fist in the air, yelling, "I have more Irish blood than you!" Noah is still grinning and walking away as he tell Glen, "Don't be a sore loser, Glen."

  Noah seems to think the flatiron is the key to battle-of-the-tribute-bands glory. To be fair, I used to know someone who played in a few tribute bands and a lot of dudes agree with Noah that you have to dress the part as well as sound the part… but there’s definitely a large contingent … Read moreMr. Dressup

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags band life, costumes, cover band, frenemies, lead singer, tribute band, U2

Noah’s Cheerful Guilt Trip

January 26, 2024October 18, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags band life, cover band, father and son, goth, guilt trip, lead singer, tribute band

Noah Prepares for Battle

January 26, 2024October 17, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daydreams, frenemies, great expectations, husband and wife, lead singer, tribute band, U2
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