Ruth’s Ticket Strikeout
Noah never misses a chance to bug Ruth about her massive U2 fandom, so he bugs her with song title puns when she can’t score tickets to Bono’s book tour.
Thanksgiving Dreaming
Ruth is going to drag Noah to her mom’s for Thanksgiving, whether he likes it or not… and whether her food is inedible or not.
The Day After Costco
Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.
The Giant Skeleton
Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.
Garlic for the Undead
Ever one for efficiency, Noah has found a way to get into both the gardening and the Halloween spirit… and to get a dig in at his mother-in-law Agnes while he’s at it.
The Not-So-Nudie Beach
Much like his ex-wife Gigi, Noah refuses to even consider that there comes a time and a place to no longer discuss one’s time at the ol’ nudie beach… and certainly an audience that doesn’t wish to hear about such things.
October Beach Day
Nothing like an early fall day at the beach… especially if you go there on snow tires.
Winter Tires
Where I live there are stretches of highway requiring snow tires (or the M+S all-seasons) as of October 1 every year… even if we have an autumn heat wave.
Bugs as a Love Language
Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.
