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Festival of Sleep Day

April 11, 2025January 3, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Valerie celebrate “Festival of Sleep Day.”

Noah and Valerie celebrate “Festival of Sleep Day.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, naptime, stay at home dad, teasing

New Year’s 2025

April 11, 2025January 1, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

The Thorsens are divided on the subject of New Year’s resolutions.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, mother and daughter

Waiting for Godot, UPS-style

October 14, 2024August 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah finds being stuck inside waiting for the UPS guy isn’t actually as bad as he thought.

Noah finds being stuck inside waiting for the UPS guy isn’t actually as bad as he thought.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags daydreams, lazy, stay at home dad, watching cartoons

For Better or For UPS

October 13, 2024July 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah plays the UPS martyr.

Noah plays the UPS martyr.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, chores, complaints, disappointment, great expectations, husband and wife, lazy, stay at home dad

Failed Delivery Attempts

October 13, 2024July 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth is away at a conference but that doesn’t stop her from keeping tabs on her deliveries. Or lack thereof.

Ruth is away at a conference but that doesn’t stop her from keeping tabs on her deliveries.

Or lack thereof.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags arguments, chores, complaints, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, husband and wife, stay at home dad

Spying on Noah

October 13, 2024July 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags baby barf, complaints, disappointment, grandmother, in-laws, spying and snooping, stay at home dad

The Thorsens Go Camping

October 13, 2024July 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens go for their annual camping trip, and Ursula has opinions.

The Thorsens go for their annual camping trip, and Ursula has opinions.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags arguments, big brother, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, family outings, holidays, the Great Outdoors

Ursula Hates Weddings

July 19, 2024June 17, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is getting ready for another wedding gig while Ursula remembers a boring wedding she got dragged to a while back.

Noah is getting ready for another wedding gig while Ursula remembers a boring wedding she got dragged to a while back.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags band life, boredom, bratty, complaints, cover band, daddy daughter, teasing, wedding band

Noah the Butthurt

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has pulled a butt cheek on the squat and Agnes and Ursula have opinions.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws, teasing

Happy Leap Year!

March 13, 2024February 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula refuses to play by Noah's costumed selfie rules

Noah and Valerie are dressed up as frogs for Leap Day, but Ursula would rather be a T-Rex. Happy Leap Day!

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, disappointment, family black sheep, holidays, playing make believe, stay at home dad
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