Ursula Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

Ursula the Private Investor

Ursula sees a huge fiscal opportunity in Ruth’s secrets and Noah’s nosiness.

Noah’s motto when it comes to hot sauce? “Too much ain’t enough.”

Noah is an expert in the fine art of wife annoyance… but whether he considers it more of a duty or a privilege is anyone’s guess.

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.

See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.

Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.