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Watching the Northern Lights

May 26, 2024May 11, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, grandmother, husband and wife, in-laws, mother and daughter

What’s Missing From Ruth’s Wardrobe

May 10, 2024May 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth laments that Noah isn't listening as she talks about what she's planning for her wardrobe.

Ruth laments that Noah isn’t listening as she talks about what she’s planning for her wardrobe.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, costumes, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, teasing

No Housework Day

April 19, 2024April 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth wants Noah to help with chores but it's No Housework Day

Noah’s trying to get the ball rolling on a weekly observance of “No Housework Day.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, disappointment, great expectations, husband and wife, lazy, stay at home dad

April Fools 2024

April 19, 2024April 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula uses a Bono bait and switch on her mom

Ursula never misses an opportunity to try to bait-and-switch her way into an expanded Lego collection.

Categories Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bad behavior, Bono, bratty, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, mischief, mother and daughter, shopping, U2

You’re Not Wearing That to Church!

April 17, 2024March 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah have some questionable ideas about churchwear.

Ruth has her hands full trying to get Noah and Ursula ready for the Easter Vigil.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, church, costumes, daddy daughter, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, mother and daughter, playing make believe

Choices, Choices…

April 19, 2024March 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy's Day

Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags Bono, costumes, holidays, husband and wife, playing make believe, teasing, U2

“Unrealistic Butt Beauty Standards”

March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is still icing his butthurt while Ruth and him discuss how he got in this situation.

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, fandom, husband and wife, teasing

Bono’s Butt

April 19, 2024March 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Turns out Ursula is allergic to teachers gossiping.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

Categories Linda Leung, Miss Fardemar, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Bono, bratty, busted, celebrity crush, fandom, gossip, private investigator, teacher life, U2

Spice Up Your Life Day

February 16, 2024February 17, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's spicy pork chops set Ruth's mouth on fire.

Noah’s motto when it comes to hot sauce? “Too much ain’t enough.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, good home cooking, husband and wife

Paper Bag Valentine’s

February 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula wears a paper bag over her head to hide from Noah wearing a giant heart to her school.

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, husband and wife, teacher life, teasing, Valentine's Day
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