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Back to the Midway

June 12, 2024September 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah rushes from the stage to the midway because he knows Ursula will indeed snitch on him if he doesn't get that bear.

Noah’d better get throwing because Ursula’s running out of patience.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, blackmail, cover band, daddy daughter, fall fair, great expectations, husband and wife, midway games, mother and daughter, teddy bears

Pizza and Beer Again

June 12, 2024September 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Every so often, Ruth gets a glimpse into Noah having the harder job at home... but just a glimpse.

Ruth’s students might have thrown paper airplanes and even spitballs, but they probably didn’t barf on her or ask to throw knives.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags baby barf, chores, daddy daughter, great expectations, husband and wife, lazy, mischief, mother and daughter, stay at home dad

Horny King and Peasant Wench

June 12, 2024September 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth prepare for their Saturday night roleplaying fun.

Noah loves any opportunity to dress up that doesn’t require him to button a shirt.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags costumes, great expectations, husband and wife, roleplaying

Back to School, part 3

April 17, 2024September 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth is hassling Noah about his lack of dedication to her reading assignments, but Noah has a better idea.

Only the best in all-time bestsellers for Noah.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags husband and wife, kama sutra, reading list

Back to School, part 2

April 17, 2024August 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth have very different ideas about what constitutes education.

Hey, most of us got our first exposure to classical music and opera via cartoons, too. Very educational.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, educational TV, gravity, husband and wife, watching cartoons

Back to School, part 1

April 17, 2024August 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth is looking forward to going back to work as a teacher.

You’d almost think Noah suggested this fashion designer game to Ursula…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags baby barf, back to school, bratty, husband and wife, mischief

Adam’s Birthday, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 17, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah gives his Adam his birthday present and assures him it's not one of the books from Ruth's reading suggestions.

Seems like Adam is already familiar with Ruth’s book recommendations and ain’t having it.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags birthday, father and son, goth, stepmother

Adam’s Birthday, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 15, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth are driving to Noah's eldest son's place, arguing about whether Ruth or Adam is the weird one in the family.

No matter what Ruth says, Adam has the best taste in front yard fountains.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags family black sheep, goth, halloween decor

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 3

April 17, 2024August 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth's granny insists on assuming Noah is a gigolo for hire.

Ruth’s granny knows a cheap good time when she sees one.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, grandmother, great expectations, guilt trip, in-laws, mother and daughter

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth and Agnes argue about Noah and Ruth's ex

Ruth’s mom laments Noah’s lack of a job and urges Ruth to “make herself available” for a cheating ex-boyfriend who is soon getting divorced.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, great expectations, in-laws, mother and daughter
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