Ruth Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

The Diary of Noah Thorsen: October 7, 2025

Noah is exhausted after days in the kitchen making pear butter, pear cookies, and pear everything dealing the Pear-pocalypse.

Noah schemes to get Ursula to take up an interest in music by any means necessary… even if it means harnessing his mom’s powers of the guilt trip.

Noah solemnly celebrates Bono’s birthday today.

Ruth and Ursula? Not so much.

We have a new pope, but Ruth blocks Noah’s papal coronation.

Ruth and Ursula commiserate about Noah’s newfound obsession with roller skating, but they can’t agree who’s to blame.

Ruth’s not thrilled with the whole roller skating thing.

Noah sets out to catch a cake thief.

Noah and Ursula celebrate National Pancake Week while Ruth is clearly waiting for National Salad Month in May.

(Most of) the Thorsens celebrate British Columbia’s Family Day with a longstanding family tradition.

The Thorsens are busy with the annual Thorsen Family Snowball Grudge Match.