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Agnes Burgoyne

Happy Thanksgiving!

February 7, 2024November 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth and Agnes are drinking coffee at Agnes' kitchen table. In the background we see Noah and Frank sitting on the antique sofa, sleeping. Ursula comes up to Ruth and Agnes and points at her dad and granddad and says, "OK, they're asleep. Now can we order pizza?"

  Noah and Frank are in food comas and Ursula wants pizza… again… happy Thanksgiving!

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen

Ursula on Watch Duty

February 7, 2024November 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Agnes gets Ursula to stand guard at the top of the stairs. (Er, sit guard.)

Grandma Agnes needs that extra five bucks for gambling… or maybe she’s just cheap.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Ursula Thorsen

Noah the Muffin Man

February 7, 2024November 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings a tray of fresh muffins to his in-laws' doorstep to bribe his way into some babysitting.

Noah knows exactly how to bribe his way into getting what he wants, and Frank is very, very bribeable.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, in-laws

“Tragic Canoe Accident”

February 5, 2024November 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Just wait til you hear about Great-Great Aunt Mildred’s sister-in-law’s bunions, kiddo…

 

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Read more“Tragic Canoe Accident”

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, family history, grandmother, homework, too much information

Happy Halloween!

February 7, 2024October 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula complains about having to go trick-or-treating when Noah has tons of candy at home. He sends her out anyway.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, grandmother, Halloween, in-laws, lazy

Noah’s Mind’s in the Gutters

June 12, 2024October 13, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has a new toy: a gutter-cleaning robot.

Noah’s quest for both maximum efficiency in chores and victory over his mother-in-law continues… and he’s never met a robot he didn’t love.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags chores, in-laws, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos

The Giant Skeleton

June 12, 2024October 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Adam decorate for Halloween, much to Agnes' annoyance.

Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, grandmother, halloween decor, in-laws, Kid sister

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth and Agnes argue about Noah and Ruth's ex

Ruth’s mom laments Noah’s lack of a job and urges Ruth to “make herself available” for a cheating ex-boyfriend who is soon getting divorced.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, great expectations, in-laws, mother and daughter
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