Agnes Burgoyne - Noah's Archipelago

Noah’s Shylock Soliloquy

Noah resorts to plagiarism in his own defence.

Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Noah still feels stuck in a déjà vu cycle and seeks to break out.

Agnes is ignoring Noah but her pal Lorraine can’t look away when Noah keeps finding new ways to act out.

Noah is seeking attention but Agnes is determined to ignore him no matter what.

Agnes and her pal are still spying on Noah as he celebrates Piña Colada Day.

(Agnes is more of a gin and tonic kinda gal.)

Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Noah miscalculates Agnes’ craftiness… also, the apple sure don’t fall far from the tree, but which tree?