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Year: 2024

In a “Nautical” Mood

July 19, 2024June 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is home from his wedding gig and is hoping for some Saturday night nookie, but it seems Ruth’s not in a “nautical” mood.

Noah is home from his wedding gig and is hoping for some Saturday night nookie, but it seems Ruth’s not in a “nautical” mood.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags Bono, great expectations, husband and wife, plotting and scheming

Mother of the Bridezilla

July 19, 2024June 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah’s off to work, leaving Ursula and Ruth to start planning something that won’t happen for almost 20 years.

Noah’s off to work, leaving Ursula and Ruth to start planning something that won’t happen for almost 20 years.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, great expectations, plotting and scheming, teasing, wedding band

Ursula’s Dino-mite Wedding Plans

July 19, 2024June 21, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's got some imaginative plans for her future wedding guest list.

Ursula’s got some imaginative plans for her future wedding guest list.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, daydreams, dinosaurs, disappointment, great expectations, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, wedding band

It Can Be Both

July 19, 2024June 19, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula keep discussing boring weddings and their causes.

Noah and Ursula keep discussing boring weddings and their causes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, boredom, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, teasing, wedding band

Ursula Hates Weddings

July 19, 2024June 17, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is getting ready for another wedding gig while Ursula remembers a boring wedding she got dragged to a while back.

Noah is getting ready for another wedding gig while Ursula remembers a boring wedding she got dragged to a while back.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags band life, boredom, bratty, complaints, cover band, daddy daughter, teasing, wedding band

Father’s Day 2024

July 19, 2024June 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Father's Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah's Sunday morning fishin' plans.

Father’s Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah’s Sunday morning fishin’ plans.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags complaints, disappointment, gone fishing, great expectations, guilt trip, holidays, in-laws, plotting and scheming

Ursula Against Child Labour

July 19, 2024June 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula turns activist to try to get out of doing her homework.

Ursula turns activist to try to get out of doing her homework.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, holidays, homework, stay at home dad

Herbs & Spices Day

July 19, 2024June 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings home a bucket of KFC... to celebrate Herbs & Spices Day, not because he's lazy and didn't feel like cooking... pinky swear.

Noah brings home a bucket of KFC… to celebrate Herbs & Spices Day, not because he’s lazy and didn’t feel like cooking… pinky swear.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, plotting and scheming, teasing

National Donut Day 2024

July 19, 2024June 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula realizes she missed a chance to get sugary treats.

Noah’s not gonna tell Ursula he celebrated National Donut Day six times over yesterday.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, lazy, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad

Blame Granny Thorsen

July 19, 2024June 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
In defending Noah, Adam inadvertently leads Ursula to blame Granny Thorsen for her problems.

In defending Noah, Adam inadvertently leads Ursula to blame Granny Thorsen for her problems.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, big brother, bratty, complaints, grandmother, Kid sister
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