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Month: October 2022

Happy Halloween!

February 7, 2024October 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula complains about having to go trick-or-treating when Noah has tons of candy at home. He sends her out anyway.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, grandmother, Halloween, in-laws, lazy

Happy Saturday

February 7, 2024October 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings Ruth a copy of People Magazine.

Noah will go to great lengths to make Ruth happy… and to avoid Saturday chores.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags fandom, great expectations, husband and wife, U2

Daddy’s Printer Ink

February 7, 2024October 28, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Miss Fardemar is annoyed by Ursula's nasty cartoon of her, but Noah finds it funny.

Noah’s gonna have to keep his cartridges locked up.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Noah ThorsenTags bad behavior, daddy daughter, disappointment, family resemblance, mischief, missing the point, parent teacher conference, teacher life, teasing

Ursula’s Reading Habits

February 7, 2024October 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's parent-teacher conference with Ursula's teacher Ms. Fardemar continues. Ms. Fardemar says "I'm also concerned about Ursula's reading. She—" Noah interrupts her, saying "What? Ursula's a great reader!" Ms. Fardemar continues "Reading material, not ability. She's done book reports on 'The Anarchist Cookbook,' 'The Art of War,' and 'The End of School." Noah retorts "So?" Ms. Fardemar adds, "She also keeps asking when we'll learn to make C4 in science class." Completely missing the point, Noah says "I told her 100 times: C4 is the middle note on the piano."

When I was in school, back when the internet was just bulletin boards, one of my pals had a printout of what was supposed to be The Anarchist Cookbook.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Noah ThorsenTags disappointment, Escape from School, parent teacher conference, reading list, teacher life

Family Resemblance

February 5, 2024October 26, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Miss Fardemar, Noah ThorsenTags daddy daughter, family history, family resemblance, parent teacher conference, teacher life

The Parent-Teacher Conference

February 5, 2024October 25, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Miss Fardemar, Noah ThorsenTags disappointment, parent teacher conference, teacher life

Duty Over Rehearsal

February 5, 2024October 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, bratty, cover band, Creed, disappointment, guilt trip, husband and wife, parent teacher conference, tribute band

Who Came Second?

February 5, 2024October 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, band life, cover band, disappointment, frenemies, great expectations, lead singer, sore loser, tribute band

Adam and Stacey Delegate on Down the Line

February 5, 2024October 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Stacey BlackburnTags band life, boyfriend and girlfriend, chores, family black sheep, friendship, goth, great expectations, lead singer, odious tasks, playing make believe, tribute band

Dumb Guitarist Face

February 5, 2024October 20, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags band life, cover band, frenemies, great expectations, husband and wife, lead singer, playtime, tribute band
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