tribute band - Noah's Archipelago

Only 16 Hours?

April 11, 2025December 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Howie’s Load-Out Lament

April 11, 2025December 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Noah Hides in the Toilet Stall

April 11, 2025December 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Noah the Piece of Meat

April 11, 2025December 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah’s at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Howie Takes a Bribe

April 11, 2025November 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie… for a fee.

Bear Spray Is Bad Medicine

April 11, 2025November 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Noah Le Bon

April 10, 2025October 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Happy birthday to Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran… naturally, Noah celebrates with a little vintage Simon cosplay. Links Follow Noah on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/noahsarchipelago And on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahsarchipelago/ And on Twitter or X or whatever that digital hellhole is called this week: https://twitter.com/kingnoahthe1st

The Pitch

February 5, 2024January 16, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is talking to his old bandmate Gary, who says to Noah, " So Dave's lost his voice and can't do the show on Saturday. You in?" Noah sighs and replies, "Dunno, Gary. I'd like to, but Ruth hates Marilyn Manson. That's why I had to quit the band." Gary rolls his eyes and says, "Oh, c'mon! Live a little." Noah scowls and says, "Ruth would kill me." Gary sneers and retorts, "You gotta stop letting your ol' ball and chain tell you what to do."Noah rolls his eyes and shrugs his shoulders, saying, "One could say the same thing about my ol' bandmates."

It’s true that Noah and Ruth first met at one of Noah’s old Marilyn Manson tribute band gigs, but it didn’t take long before Ruth put an end to Noah’s Antichrist Superstar impersonation days.