parent teacher conference - Noah's Archipelago

Daddy’s Printer Ink

February 7, 2024October 28, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Miss Fardemar is annoyed by Ursula's nasty cartoon of her, but Noah finds it funny.

Noah’s gonna have to keep his cartridges locked up.

Ursula’s Reading Habits

February 7, 2024October 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah's parent-teacher conference with Ursula's teacher Ms. Fardemar continues. Ms. Fardemar says "I'm also concerned about Ursula's reading. She—" Noah interrupts her, saying "What? Ursula's a great reader!" Ms. Fardemar continues "Reading material, not ability. She's done book reports on 'The Anarchist Cookbook,' 'The Art of War,' and 'The End of School." Noah retorts "So?" Ms. Fardemar adds, "She also keeps asking when we'll learn to make C4 in science class." Completely missing the point, Noah says "I told her 100 times: C4 is the middle note on the piano."

When I was in school, back when the internet was just bulletin boards, one of my pals had a printout of what was supposed to be The Anarchist Cookbook.

Family Resemblance

February 5, 2024October 26, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

The Parent-Teacher Conference

February 5, 2024October 25, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Duty Over Rehearsal

February 5, 2024October 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea