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Ursula’s Summer Plans, Part 2

June 12, 2024May 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula keeps dreaming about her plans for a lazy summer... but Noah has made other plans for her.

Ursula keeps dreaming about her plans for a lazy summer… but Noah has made other plans for her.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, daydreams, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, plotting and scheming

Ursula’s Summer Plans, Part 1

June 12, 2024May 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has delusions of Ursula helping out with chicken chores this summer.

Noah has delusions of Ursula helping out with chicken chores this summer.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags backyard chickens, bratty, chores, daddy daughter, daydreams, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

Eclipse Excuse

April 19, 2024April 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, Escape from School, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

No Housework Day

April 19, 2024April 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth wants Noah to help with chores but it's No Housework Day

Noah’s trying to get the ball rolling on a weekly observance of “No Housework Day.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, disappointment, great expectations, husband and wife, lazy, stay at home dad

National Walk to Work Day

April 19, 2024April 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula isn't into celebrating Walk to Work/School Day.

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, fitness and exercise, guilt trip, holidays, lazy

Agnes Doesn’t DIY

April 17, 2024March 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Agnes to teach Ursula to make doilies but gets an answer he wasn't expecting.

Noah miscalculates Agnes’ craftiness… also, the apple sure don’t fall far from the tree, but which tree?

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, great expectations, in-laws, lazy, shopping

Can We Go Now?

April 17, 2024March 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is duly impressed with the doilies Ursula has picked up... more so than Ursula herself.

Noah has a mistaken idea of where doilies should come from.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, boredom, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, lazy, shopping

The Squat Rack Deception

March 13, 2024March 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Adam about a squat rack and Adam misunderstands why.

Noah gets Adams hopes up when he asks Adam about squat racks… but not for the reasons Adam expects.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, father and son, fitness and exercise, great expectations, lazy, maximum efficiency, vanity

Your Responsibility, Daddy

June 12, 2024March 23, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags backyard chickens, bratty, chores, daddy daughter, lazy, stay at home dad

The Cooking Lesson

February 7, 2024November 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries, unsuccessfully, to coach Ursula into learning to cook.

In Ursula’s defence, some of us didn’t learn to cook til we were in our 30s.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, chores, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad
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