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Unicycle Juggling

October 13, 2024July 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is seeking attention but Agnes is determined to ignore him no matter what.

Noah is seeking attention but Agnes is determined to ignore him no matter what.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags attention seeking, great expectations, in-laws, mischief, spying and snooping

Piña Colada Day

October 13, 2024July 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Agnes and her pal are still spying on Noah as he celebrates Piña Colada Day.

Agnes and her pal are still spying on Noah as he celebrates Piña Colada Day.

(Agnes is more of a gin and tonic kinda gal.)

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, costumes, in-laws, playing make believe, spying and snooping

Spying on Noah

October 13, 2024July 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags baby barf, complaints, disappointment, grandmother, in-laws, spying and snooping, stay at home dad

Father’s Day 2024

July 19, 2024June 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Father's Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah's Sunday morning fishin' plans.

Father’s Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah’s Sunday morning fishin’ plans.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags complaints, disappointment, gone fishing, great expectations, guilt trip, holidays, in-laws, plotting and scheming

Watching the Northern Lights

May 26, 2024May 11, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, grandmother, husband and wife, in-laws, mother and daughter

Working Hard or Hardly Working

May 8, 2024April 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws

Agnes Doesn’t DIY

April 17, 2024March 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Agnes to teach Ursula to make doilies but gets an answer he wasn't expecting.

Noah miscalculates Agnes’ craftiness… also, the apple sure don’t fall far from the tree, but which tree?

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, great expectations, in-laws, lazy, shopping

Noah the Butthurt

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has pulled a butt cheek on the squat and Agnes and Ursula have opinions.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws, teasing

What Will Ruth Say?

February 7, 2024January 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns the truth about his mother's gator activities and can't quite handle it.

The penny drops and Noah learns the truth of his mother’s “pets.”

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, family secret, father and son, gators, in-laws, poaching

Playing Chicken

February 5, 2024February 8, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is giving Valerie her bottle and Frank comes up with a coffee cup and says, "Alright, Agnes went to the salon. What's the intel?" Noah smiles and says, "We can have up to 10 hens. Minimum coop size is 40 square feet, but I think we should make it at least 8x8." Frank smiles and replies, "Plenty of room next to the pool." Noah continues, "And the run should be at least 100 square feet. More is better." Frank says, "Like I said." Noah then says, "In theory we get 10 eggs a day for most of the year." Frank smiles and says, "Let's do it... next month when Agnes goes to Vegas with her sisters." Noah replies, "Roger that." Meanwhile Valerie yanks a lock of Noah's hair and pokes him in the throat. Noah says to Valerie, "Ow! Valerie, don't pull Daddy's hair." Frank then says, "Yeah, that's how I lost mine."

  Noah and Frank are plotting to get free eggs… well, free after the cost of the coop, the run, the hens, the feed… Meanwhile, Valerie is practising her assassin moves for when she’s big enough to actually be dangerous.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags backyard chickens, gardening, great expectations, homesteading, in-laws, ninja baby, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad
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