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The Diary of Noah Thorsen: October 14, 2025

Noah talks about Thanksgiving, muses on his mother-in-law Agnes’ terrible cooking, and recounts some of her social climbing schemes and machinations.

Noah schemes to get Ursula to take up an interest in music by any means necessary… even if it means harnessing his mom’s powers of the guilt trip.

Noah and Ursula have a Mother’s Day video call with Noah’s mom in Florida, but they have very different agendas for the call.

Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.

Noah takes advantage of Ursula’s try-on of her ballet uniform to send a video to his mother in Florida.

Ursula finds out who is to blame for her ballet classes.

Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

In defending Noah, Adam inadvertently leads Ursula to blame Granny Thorsen for her problems.

The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.