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National Pancake Week

April 13, 2025February 21, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula celebrate National Pancake Week while Ruth is clearly waiting for National Salad Month in May.

Noah and Ursula celebrate National Pancake Week while Ruth is clearly waiting for National Salad Month in May.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, husband and wife, stay at home dad

Thorsen Family Paintball Day

April 12, 2025February 17, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
(Most of) the Thorsens celebrate British Columbia’s Family Day with a longstanding family tradition.

(Most of) the Thorsens celebrate British Columbia’s Family Day with a longstanding family tradition.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, family outings, father and son, holidays, husband and wife, mother and daughter, sports, teasing

Can’t Stop the Pinterest

April 12, 2025February 14, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula hands out Noah’s hard work.

Ursula hands out Noah’s hard work.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, awkward questions, bratty, complaints, holidays, Pinterest, teacher life

A Token of Your Friendship

April 12, 2025February 12, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula knows best… maybe.

Ursula knows best… maybe.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, stay at home dad, Valentine's Day

Can’t I Skip the Valentines?

April 12, 2025February 10, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula knows the true meaning of Valentine’s Day.

Ursula knows the true meaning of Valentine’s Day.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, candy, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, lazy, Pinterest, stay at home dad, Valentine's Day

No Snow Day

April 12, 2025February 3, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
It might be snowing but it ain’t no snow day.

It might be snowing but it ain’t no snow day.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, Escape from School, lazy, snow, stay at home dad

Dumb Enough to Get Caught

April 12, 2025January 31, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula’s finally out of detention and big brother Adam isn’t as sympathetic as she’d hoped.

Ursula’s finally out of detention and big brother Adam isn’t as sympathetic as she’d hoped.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, big brother, bratty, complaints, crime and punishment, Kid sister, mischief, teasing

In the Principal’s Office

April 12, 2025January 24, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula’s sent to the principal’s office… any resemblance between Miss Butcher and a much-loathed principal of the Cartoonist’s past is strictly coincidental.

Ursula’s sent to the principal’s office… any resemblance between Miss Butcher and a much-loathed principal of the Cartoonist’s past is strictly coincidental.

Categories Miss Butcher, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bad behavior, bratty, complaints, crime and punishment, mischief

I Never Said It Was Betty

April 12, 2025January 22, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Miss Fardemar ain’t buying Ursula’s story, but Ursula’s sticking to it regardless.

Miss Fardemar ain’t buying Ursula’s story, but Ursula’s sticking to it regardless.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, arts and crafts, bad behavior, bratty, complaints, mischief, teacher life

I Can Make You Pregnant

April 12, 2025January 17, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah still hasn’t opened Ruth’s pickle jar.

Noah still hasn’t opened Ruth’s pickle jar.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, disappointment, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, plotting and scheming, teasing
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