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Playing Summer Chicken

November 10, 2025June 9, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula tries to discover her summer schedule.

Ursula tries to discover her summer schedule.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, backyard chickens, bratty, camps, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad, summer plans

Noah’s In the Hot Seat

November 10, 2025June 6, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
It's Noah's turn in the dentist's chair... and to demand Mr. T-Rex's bodyguard services.

It’s Noah’s turn in the dentist’s chair… and to demand Mr. T-Rex’s bodyguard services.

Categories Mr. T-Rex, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags complaints, dentist, disappointment, great expectations, meltdowns, playing make believe

Dr. Joyce’s Brainwashing

November 10, 2025June 4, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula suspects Dr. Joyce is trying to brainwash her into flossing. Again.

Ursula suspects Dr. Joyce is trying to brainwash her into flossing. Again.

Categories Mr. T-Rex, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, dentist, great expectations, mischief, plotting and scheming

Blame Valerie

May 11, 2025May 5, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
It’s not Ursula’s week to pick baked goods.

Ursula wants chocolate cupcakes but it’s not her week to pick baked goods.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, great expectations, Kid sister, stay at home dad

You Should Have Just Agreed

April 20, 2025April 21, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth and Ursula commiserate about Noah's newfound obsession with roller skating, but they can't agree who's to blame.

Ruth and Ursula commiserate about Noah’s newfound obsession with roller skating, but they can’t agree who’s to blame.

Categories Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, disappointment, lazy, mother and daughter, roller skating

Roller Disco!

April 14, 2025April 9, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
At least Noah has a hobby. Also, the Cartoonist has a stuffy nose, not a runny one. Get it right, Thorsen.

At least Noah has a hobby.

Also, the Cartoonist has a stuffy nose, not a runny one. Get it right, Thorsen.

Categories Bonus Cartoons, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, costumes, daddy daughter, great expectations, lazy, mischief, roller skating, sports, stay at home dad

Adam Hates Sunshine

April 14, 2025April 4, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah recruits Adam for Thorsen Family Saturday Skating… with the exact same conversation he had with his other son Duke.

Noah recruits Adam for Thorsen Family Saturday Skating… with the exact same conversation he had with his other son Duke.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags arguments, big brother, complaints, family outings, father and son, mischief, plotting and scheming, roller skating, sibling rivalry, sports, teasing

Ruth’s Not Thrilled

April 14, 2025March 31, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth’s not thrilled with the whole roller skating thing.

Ruth’s not thrilled with the whole roller skating thing.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, complaints, disappointment, husband and wife, roller skating, sports

Roller Skates!

April 14, 2025March 29, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah makes an executive decision.

Noah makes an executive decision: if you do not make a decision, one will be made for you.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, great expectations, kids' activities, plotting and scheming, roller skating, shopping, sports, stay at home dad

Too Little For NASCAR

April 14, 2025March 24, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula’s willing to do a sport but it doesn’t fit the bill.

Ursula’s willing to do a sport but it doesn’t fit Ruth’s bill.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, motorsports, sports, stay at home dad
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