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Leisure Suit Noah

April 3, 2024March 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is busy hunting for a vintage leisure suit at the thrift store while Ursula is bored and seeks to speed the process along

Noah drags Ursula to his favorite thrift store and she’s not thrilled… despite only having been there for 45 minutes and it’s only the sixth store of the day.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, chores, costumes, daddy daughter, shopping, stay at home dad

Your Responsibility, Daddy

June 12, 2024March 23, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags backyard chickens, bratty, chores, daddy daughter, lazy, stay at home dad

Sewing Hecklers

February 7, 2024November 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula can't stop hassling Ruth as she tries to sew.

Time for Ruth to teach both Ursula and Noah to sew their own damn clothes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags bratty, chores, costumes, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

The Cooking Lesson

February 7, 2024November 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries, unsuccessfully, to coach Ursula into learning to cook.

In Ursula’s defence, some of us didn’t learn to cook til we were in our 30s.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, chores, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

Adam and Stacey Delegate on Down the Line

February 5, 2024October 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Stacey BlackburnTags band life, boyfriend and girlfriend, chores, family black sheep, friendship, goth, great expectations, lead singer, odious tasks, playing make believe, tribute band

Robot Research

June 12, 2024October 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Why would Noah want to actually wash the windows when he can spend days researching robots to do it for him?

Noah’s all about conservation… whether that’s water conservation or his own energy remains to be seen.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, great expectations, husband and wife, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos, stay at home dad

Noah’s Mind’s in the Gutters

June 12, 2024October 13, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has a new toy: a gutter-cleaning robot.

Noah’s quest for both maximum efficiency in chores and victory over his mother-in-law continues… and he’s never met a robot he didn’t love.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags chores, in-laws, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos

Noah’s Laundry Blues

June 12, 2024October 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah wants to streamline the laundry procress.

Noah seeks to streamline the laundry drudgery, but Ruth won’t let him.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags chores, disappointment, husband and wife, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos, stay at home dad

Noah’s Secret Roomba

June 12, 2024October 11, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's efficiency knows no bounds, ditto his sneakiness.

Noah and Adam discuss how Noah gets all the vacuuming done while still having time to watch his soaps.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags chores, father and son, husband and wife, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos, stay at home dad

Garlic for the Undead

June 12, 2024October 4, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth spots Noah planting way too much garlic in the garden, but he has his reasons.

Ever one for efficiency, Noah has found a way to get into both the gardening and the Halloween spirit… and to get a dig in at his mother-in-law Agnes while he’s at it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, great expectations, Halloween, husband and wife, in-laws, teasing
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