Noah’s Diary: December 2, 2025
It’s December and Noah’s already busy making cookies for Christmas. He also muses on Ursula’s future and talks about price negotiations for band gigs.
chores
Noah’s Diary: October 7, 2025
Noah is exhausted after days in the kitchen making pear butter, pear cookies, and pear everything dealing with the Pear-pocalypse.
Fight Procrastination Day
Noah solemnly observes Fight Procrastination Day by getting a jump on that nap he was putting off.
Ursula’s Gotta Do Everything
Noah and Ursula battle over whether to open Ruth’s parcel or not… and if they do, whose job it is.
Failed Delivery Attempts
Ruth is away at a conference but that doesn’t stop her from keeping tabs on her deliveries.
Or lack thereof.
Ursula’s Summer Plans, Part 1
Noah has delusions of Ursula helping out with chicken chores this summer.