bratty - Noah's Archipelago

Ursula’s Priorities

I might agree with Ursula’s priorities, but I bet her teacher wouldn’t.

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to, Ursula.

Time for Ruth to teach both Ursula and Noah to sew their own damn clothes.

In Ursula’s defence, some of us didn’t learn to cook til we were in our 30s.

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

You’d almost think Noah suggested this fashion designer game to Ursula…