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Team Swiftie 4Ever

May 8, 2024May 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.

Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, fandom, frenemies, Taylor Swift

Dishonesty vs. Dishonesty

May 8, 2024April 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula argue about dishonesty in journalism and peanut butter cups.

Noah and Ursula argue about dishonesty in journalism and peanut butter cups.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, stay at home dad

Edited Outta Context

May 8, 2024April 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns the hard way that Ursula's journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Noah learns the hard way that Ursula’s journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, journalism, playing make believe, stay at home dad

Today’s Top Stories

May 8, 2024April 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags bratty, journalism, playing make believe

Competitive Analysis

May 8, 2024April 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what's most important.

Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what’s most important.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags bratty, great expectations, journalism

Free Market Profit 101

April 19, 2024April 17, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula still isn't heeding Duke's business basics tips.

Ursula still isn’t heeding Duke’s business basics tips.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, great expectations, Kid sister

Playing MBA

April 19, 2024April 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah checks in on the kids' "play" and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.

Noah checks in on the kids’ “play” and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, daddy daughter, father and son, great expectations, Kid sister, playing make believe

You’re Still Whining About That?

April 19, 2024April 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is still sore about the $500 she'd hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Ursula is still sore about the $500 she’d hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, disappointment, Kid sister, plotting and scheming

Eclipse Excuse

April 19, 2024April 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, Escape from School, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

National Walk to Work Day

April 19, 2024April 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula isn't into celebrating Walk to Work/School Day.

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, fitness and exercise, guilt trip, holidays, lazy
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