bratty - Noah's Archipelago

Today’s Top Stories

Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what’s most important.

Ursula still isn’t heeding Duke’s business basics tips.

Noah checks in on the kids’ “play” and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.

Ursula is still sore about the $500 she’d hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.

Ursula never misses an opportunity to try to bait-and-switch her way into an expanded Lego collection.

Ruth has her hands full trying to get Noah and Ursula ready for the Easter Vigil.