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The Diary of Noah Thorsen: October 14, 2025

Noah talks about Thanksgiving, muses on his mother-in-law Agnes’ terrible cooking, and recounts some of her social climbing schemes and machinations.

Noah is exhausted after days in the kitchen making pear butter, pear cookies, and pear everything dealing the Pear-pocalypse.

Noah schemes to get Ursula to take up an interest in music by any means necessary… even if it means harnessing his mom’s powers of the guilt trip.

Noah solemnly celebrates Bono’s birthday today.

Ruth and Ursula? Not so much.

Ursula wants chocolate cupcakes but it’s not her week to pick baked goods.

Ruth and Ursula commiserate about Noah’s newfound obsession with roller skating, but they can’t agree who’s to blame.

Noah has too much time on his hands… again… I ‘m sure Ruth and Agnes could find something for him to do, though.

At least Noah has a hobby.

Also, the Cartoonist has a stuffy nose, not a runny one. Get it right, Thorsen.

Ursula invents a sport… one she can do sitting down.

Noah sure knows how best to aggravate his mother-in-law Agnes on April Fool’s Day.