bratty - Noah's Archipelago

Triple Fake Holiday

Noah is up for celebrating National Show Your Love Day and National Beer Lover’s Day, but Ursula’s more interested in pizza.

Noah feels like this has all happened before.

(And he’s right, as this comic operates on sitcom rules where nothing ever changes and time does not progress…)

Ursula makes one last ditch effort to stave off back to school

Noah takes advantage of Ursula’s try-on of her ballet uniform to send a video to his mother in Florida.

Noah quickly changes his arguments when Ursula thinks of a cuter outfit option.

Ursula finds out who is to blame for her ballet classes.

Noah pulls his patented Red Robin burger bait and switch to trick Ursula into back to school shopping.

When it comes to quilt show shopping, Ruth takes two prisoners.

Noah and Ursula point fingers when Ruth comes home.

Noah leaves Ursula to behave herself with Ruth’s parcel… or not…