Ursula Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

Ursula the Motivational Speaker

Ursula’s motivational speaking style owes much to her grandma Agnes

Noah’d better get throwing because Ursula’s running out of patience.

It’s that time of year again and Ursula ain’t playing. Get that bear or else, Noah.

Ruth’s students might have thrown paper airplanes and even spitballs, but they probably didn’t barf on her or ask to throw knives.

Even Noah has his limits. No knife throwing in the house.

Ursula knows the rules of the house better than the rules of succession, but whatever.

Noah has long since learned not to say the quiet part out loud.

Hey, most of us got our first exposure to classical music and opera via cartoons, too. Very educational.

You’d almost think Noah suggested this fashion designer game to Ursula…

Noah had better stay a landlubber.