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Ursula Thorsen

Noah’s Gym Routine

February 7, 2024November 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
In her quest for more unsupervised alone time, Ursula wants to know why Noah doesn't get out more. Say, to the gym.

Noah’s got his flex on, Ruth has her cringe on.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, husband and wife, selfies

Noah’s Time-Out

February 7, 2024November 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula finds a stool with Noah's name on it and Noah and Ruth have very different reactions.

It’ll look great in the corner of the basement… if there is a basement…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

Remembering Remembrance Day

February 7, 2024November 11, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah forgot all about the stat holiday.

Nothing like a day off school to interrupt Noah’s Friday plans.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen

Ursula’s Priorities

February 7, 2024November 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Ursula if she's done her homework before drawing.

I might agree with Ursula’s priorities, but I bet her teacher wouldn’t.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, homework

Duke’s Burgers

February 7, 2024November 9, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah discuss Duke's latest hunting harvest.

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to, Ursula.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, hunting

Sewing Hecklers

February 7, 2024November 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula can't stop hassling Ruth as she tries to sew.

Time for Ruth to teach both Ursula and Noah to sew their own damn clothes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags bratty, chores, costumes, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

The Cooking Lesson

February 7, 2024November 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries, unsuccessfully, to coach Ursula into learning to cook.

In Ursula’s defence, some of us didn’t learn to cook til we were in our 30s.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, chores, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

Granny Thorsen vs. the Gator

February 7, 2024November 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula have a video chat with his mother in Florida and learn just how dangerous the Sunshine State can be.

Looks like Noah’s insistence on showing a lot of bare skin might well be genetic.

Categories Granny Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, gators, grandmother, guilt trip, homework

Nickelback Baby

February 7, 2024November 4, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula learns a bit about how her brothers came to be and draws her own conclusions.

Duke might be the little brother but he has the bigger mouth.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, family history, homework, Kid sister, teasing, too much information

“Tragic Canoe Accident”

February 5, 2024November 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Just wait til you hear about Great-Great Aunt Mildred’s sister-in-law’s bunions, kiddo…

 

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Read more“Tragic Canoe Accident”

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, family history, grandmother, homework, too much information
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