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Ursula Thorsen

Seek & Destroy

February 7, 2024November 23, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is watching Noah's cover band rehearse in the garage. She interrupts to ask, "Can you guys play 'Seek & Destroy'?" Noah leans down to tell Ursula, "This is Daddy's U2 tribute band, honey. We don't play Stooges songs." Annoyed, Ursula says, "I was talking about Metallica." Confused, Noah scratches his head and asks, "Since when do you like Metallica?" Ursula replies, "Since Duke said he'd disown me as his sister if I didn't agree that the first four Metallica albums are the greatest ever made." Noah is seething and tells Ursula "Duke's not allowed to disown you. Especially since we all know the four greatest albums ever made are '1984', 'Achtung Baby', 'Theater of Pain', and 'Slippery When Wet'... the Japanese version with the original wet t-shirt cover."

  Noah discovers to his dismay that he may not be the biggest influence on Ursula’s musical taste.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula Thorsen

Free Bird

February 7, 2024November 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula wants to know when to interrupt Noah's band rehearsal.

Noah’s gonna get heckled at home.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, cover band, daddy daughter, tribute band

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

February 7, 2024November 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula seizes the opportunity to get homework answers while Noah is distracted helping his drummer set up for rehearsal.

Ursula might have gotten a wrong answer from Noah, but at least she didn’t have to bother Googling the answers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, lead singer

Ursula on Watch Duty

February 7, 2024November 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Agnes gets Ursula to stand guard at the top of the stairs. (Er, sit guard.)

Grandma Agnes needs that extra five bucks for gambling… or maybe she’s just cheap.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Ursula Thorsen

No Deal

February 7, 2024November 18, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tells Ursula that she'll be being babysat. They also talk about spitball lessons, but can't agree on the profit spitting.

Ursula still hasn’t learned that half of something is better than all of nothing.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, mischief, plotting and scheming

Noah’s Gym Routine

February 7, 2024November 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
In her quest for more unsupervised alone time, Ursula wants to know why Noah doesn't get out more. Say, to the gym.

Noah’s got his flex on, Ruth has her cringe on.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, husband and wife, selfies

Noah’s Time-Out

February 7, 2024November 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula finds a stool with Noah's name on it and Noah and Ruth have very different reactions.

It’ll look great in the corner of the basement… if there is a basement…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

Remembering Remembrance Day

February 7, 2024November 11, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah forgot all about the stat holiday.

Nothing like a day off school to interrupt Noah’s Friday plans.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen

Ursula’s Priorities

February 7, 2024November 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Ursula if she's done her homework before drawing.

I might agree with Ursula’s priorities, but I bet her teacher wouldn’t.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, homework

Duke’s Burgers

February 7, 2024November 9, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah discuss Duke's latest hunting harvest.

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to, Ursula.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, hunting
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