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Ursula Thorsen

To Love, Honor, and Annoy

February 16, 2024February 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth discuss whether or not it's his job to annoy her.

Noah is an expert in the fine art of wife annoyance… but whether he considers it more of a duty or a privilege is anyone’s guess.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags husband and wife, teasing

Paper Bag Valentine’s

February 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula wears a paper bag over her head to hide from Noah wearing a giant heart to her school.

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, husband and wife, teacher life, teasing, Valentine's Day

Everyone Knows, Daddy.

February 7, 2024February 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is shocked to learn that Ursula already knows all about Granny Thorsen's gator poaching.

Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, stay at home dad

The Awkwardness Continues

February 7, 2024February 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula's awkward conversation about bad behavior continues.

See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad

We Need to Talk

February 7, 2024January 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah pulls Ursula aside to talk about morals and his mother's lack thereof, but Ursula misunderstands and ends up telling on herself.

Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, getting in trouble, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad

December 20, 2023: Six More Sleeps

January 26, 2024December 20, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Adam Thorsen, Gigi Malone, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Boxing Day, Christmas, Ex-wife

Grandpa Frank’s Gifts

February 5, 2024November 25, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, Christmas, daddy daughter, mall, shopping

Chaos Never Dies

February 16, 2024November 11, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie Thorsen

At the Sphere

January 26, 2024November 4, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Bono, Cindy Dupont, Denise Dupont, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags concerts, disappointment, leprechauns, The Sphere, U2

When Bono Met the Thorsens

January 26, 2024November 3, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Bono, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags fandom, homework, selfies, U2
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