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Sounds Like It Wasn’t Lego

October 14, 2024August 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah leaves Ursula to behave herself with Ruth’s parcel… or not…

Noah leaves Ursula to behave herself with Ruth’s parcel… or not…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, mischief, plotting and scheming, spying and snooping

The Pitch

February 5, 2024January 16, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is talking to his old bandmate Gary, who says to Noah, " So Dave's lost his voice and can't do the show on Saturday. You in?" Noah sighs and replies, "Dunno, Gary. I'd like to, but Ruth hates Marilyn Manson. That's why I had to quit the band." Gary rolls his eyes and says, "Oh, c'mon! Live a little." Noah scowls and says, "Ruth would kill me." Gary sneers and retorts, "You gotta stop letting your ol' ball and chain tell you what to do."Noah rolls his eyes and shrugs his shoulders, saying, "One could say the same thing about my ol' bandmates."

  It’s true that Noah and Ruth first met at one of Noah’s old Marilyn Manson tribute band gigs, but it didn’t take long before Ruth put an end to Noah’s Antichrist Superstar impersonation days.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, lead singer, Marilyn Manson, tribute band

Seek & Destroy

February 7, 2024November 23, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is watching Noah's cover band rehearse in the garage. She interrupts to ask, "Can you guys play 'Seek & Destroy'?" Noah leans down to tell Ursula, "This is Daddy's U2 tribute band, honey. We don't play Stooges songs." Annoyed, Ursula says, "I was talking about Metallica." Confused, Noah scratches his head and asks, "Since when do you like Metallica?" Ursula replies, "Since Duke said he'd disown me as his sister if I didn't agree that the first four Metallica albums are the greatest ever made." Noah is seething and tells Ursula "Duke's not allowed to disown you. Especially since we all know the four greatest albums ever made are '1984', 'Achtung Baby', 'Theater of Pain', and 'Slippery When Wet'... the Japanese version with the original wet t-shirt cover."

  Noah discovers to his dismay that he may not be the biggest influence on Ursula’s musical taste.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula Thorsen

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

February 7, 2024November 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula seizes the opportunity to get homework answers while Noah is distracted helping his drummer set up for rehearsal.

Ursula might have gotten a wrong answer from Noah, but at least she didn’t have to bother Googling the answers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, lead singer

Trade Ya!

June 12, 2024September 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Adam tricks Ursula into taking his place in the band... never mind that she can't play bass.

Ursula really should ask more questions when her brothers are seemingly willing to give her what she wants so easily.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, big brother, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, Kid sister, lazy, stay at home dad

The Bass Trap

June 12, 2024September 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah lays a trip on Adam to get him to play bass for his Creed tribute band.

Adam’s starting to regret all those hours spent practicing bass instead of hanging out in the desert near Roswell holding a “Alpha Centauri or bust” sign.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, cover band, Creed, father and son, guilt trip, tribute band

Back to the Midway

June 12, 2024September 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah rushes from the stage to the midway because he knows Ursula will indeed snitch on him if he doesn't get that bear.

Noah’d better get throwing because Ursula’s running out of patience.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, blackmail, cover band, daddy daughter, fall fair, great expectations, husband and wife, midway games, mother and daughter, teddy bears

Load-in

April 17, 2024July 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Lead singers gotta lead sing, not load in.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, cover band, lazy, lead singer
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