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Seek & Destroy

February 7, 2024November 23, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is watching Noah's cover band rehearse in the garage. She interrupts to ask, "Can you guys play 'Seek & Destroy'?" Noah leans down to tell Ursula, "This is Daddy's U2 tribute band, honey. We don't play Stooges songs." Annoyed, Ursula says, "I was talking about Metallica." Confused, Noah scratches his head and asks, "Since when do you like Metallica?" Ursula replies, "Since Duke said he'd disown me as his sister if I didn't agree that the first four Metallica albums are the greatest ever made." Noah is seething and tells Ursula "Duke's not allowed to disown you. Especially since we all know the four greatest albums ever made are '1984', 'Achtung Baby', 'Theater of Pain', and 'Slippery When Wet'... the Japanese version with the original wet t-shirt cover."

  Noah discovers to his dismay that he may not be the biggest influence on Ursula’s musical taste.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula Thorsen

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

February 7, 2024November 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula seizes the opportunity to get homework answers while Noah is distracted helping his drummer set up for rehearsal.

Ursula might have gotten a wrong answer from Noah, but at least she didn’t have to bother Googling the answers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, lead singer

Trade Ya!

June 12, 2024September 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Adam tricks Ursula into taking his place in the band... never mind that she can't play bass.

Ursula really should ask more questions when her brothers are seemingly willing to give her what she wants so easily.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, big brother, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, Kid sister, lazy, stay at home dad

The Bass Trap

June 12, 2024September 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah lays a trip on Adam to get him to play bass for his Creed tribute band.

Adam’s starting to regret all those hours spent practicing bass instead of hanging out in the desert near Roswell holding a “Alpha Centauri or bust” sign.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, cover band, Creed, father and son, guilt trip, tribute band

Back to the Midway

June 12, 2024September 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah rushes from the stage to the midway because he knows Ursula will indeed snitch on him if he doesn't get that bear.

Noah’d better get throwing because Ursula’s running out of patience.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, blackmail, cover band, daddy daughter, fall fair, great expectations, husband and wife, midway games, mother and daughter, teddy bears

Load-in

April 17, 2024July 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Lead singers gotta lead sing, not load in.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, cover band, lazy, lead singer
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