Noah Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

The Mall Santa

Let the annual Thorsen Family Annoying of the Mall Santa begin.

If there’s one thing Ursula hates more than shopping, it’s when her dad is already finished his shopping.

Once again, the “boy” tries to tell his mother what to do and she ain’t having it. Ursula’s getting her iPad from “Odin” no matter what.

Well, one supposes the 12″ GI Joes do see a lot of action with Barbie… also, we can tell what Grandma Agnes bought Ursula for Christmas.

You just know that as soon as Agnes returns and is annoyed, Frank is going to try to say the inflatables were Noah’s idea.

Apparently no one ever told Ursula that there are countdown apps that will do that math for her.

Noah and Frank are in food comas and Ursula wants pizza… again… happy Thanksgiving!

Noah discovers to his dismay that he may not be the biggest influence on Ursula’s musical taste.

Noah’s gonna get heckled at home.

Ursula might have gotten a wrong answer from Noah, but at least she didn’t have to bother Googling the answers.