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Need To Know Basis

February 5, 2024February 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is confronting his mother via video call about how she kept secrets from him... and still does so.

Noah should ask more questions if he wants more answers… actually, no. Scratch that. He shouldn’t ask any questions.

Categories Granny Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, family black sheep, family secret, mother and son

Everyone Knows, Daddy.

February 7, 2024February 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is shocked to learn that Ursula already knows all about Granny Thorsen's gator poaching.

Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, stay at home dad

The Awkwardness Continues

February 7, 2024February 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula's awkward conversation about bad behavior continues.

See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad

We Need to Talk

February 7, 2024January 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah pulls Ursula aside to talk about morals and his mother's lack thereof, but Ursula misunderstands and ends up telling on herself.

Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, getting in trouble, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad

Poaching vs. Grilling

February 7, 2024January 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and his mother are on a Zoom call, arguing about gators.

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers, Noah.

Categories Granny Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags disappointment, family secret, gators, mother and son, poaching

What Will Ruth Say?

February 7, 2024January 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns the truth about his mother's gator activities and can't quite handle it.

The penny drops and Noah learns the truth of his mother’s “pets.”

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, family secret, father and son, gators, in-laws, poaching

They’re Not Pets

February 7, 2024January 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and his sons discuss the gators in Granny Thorsen's yard.

Noah and his sons are still talking about Granny’s gators and Noah’s still missing the point.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Granny Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags father and son, gators, grandmother, missing the point, move to Florida, poaching

December 20, 2023: Six More Sleeps

January 26, 2024December 20, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Adam Thorsen, Gigi Malone, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Boxing Day, Christmas, Ex-wife

Grandpa Frank’s Gifts

February 5, 2024November 25, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, Christmas, daddy daughter, mall, shopping

Chaos Never Dies

February 16, 2024November 11, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie Thorsen
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