Noah’s Diary: January 13, 2026
Two weeks into his annual New Year’s diet, Noah longs for a cheeseburger and contemplates just buying bigger leather pants.
Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
Two weeks into his annual New Year’s diet, Noah longs for a cheeseburger and contemplates just buying bigger leather pants.
Noah muses on when to inflict extra at-home science learning on Ursula’s busy schedule. Meanwhile, Ursula shuns her parents due to back to school.
Noah muses on his upcoming New Year’s Eve gig with his U2 tribute band and hopes to keep Ruth and Howie from coming to blows.
Noah muses on the ghosts of burned Christmas dinners future at with his in-laws. Meanwhile Ursula suddenly has all kinds of energy now that school is out.
It’s December and Noah’s already busy making cookies for Christmas. He also muses on Ursula’s future and talks about price negotiations for band gigs.
Noah talks about Remembrance Day and remembers the time Duke let him tag along on a hunting trip… where Noah was in charge of packing out the empties.
Ursula still hasn’t told Noah what her costume is and he’s going nuts trying to figure it out so he can coordinate his own costume with hers.
On a recent date night with Ruth, Noah gets to check out some competition for his U2 tribute band. He also contemplates what to do after tonight’s date night.
Noah talks about Thanksgiving, muses on his mother-in-law Agnes’ terrible cooking, and recounts some of her social climbing schemes and machinations.
Noah is exhausted after days in the kitchen making pear butter, pear cookies, and pear everything dealing with the Pear-pocalypse.