The Day After Costco
Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.
Pyra Draculea
The Giant Skeleton
Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.
Garlic for the Undead
Ever one for efficiency, Noah has found a way to get into both the gardening and the Halloween spirit… and to get a dig in at his mother-in-law Agnes while he’s at it.
The Not-So-Nudie Beach
Much like his ex-wife Gigi, Noah refuses to even consider that there comes a time and a place to no longer discuss one’s time at the ol’ nudie beach… and certainly an audience that doesn’t wish to hear about such things.
October Beach Day
Nothing like an early fall day at the beach… especially if you go there on snow tires.
Winter Tires
Where I live there are stretches of highway requiring snow tires (or the M+S all-seasons) as of October 1 every year… even if we have an autumn heat wave.
Bugs as a Love Language
Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.
Ursula Hates Fractions
I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.
