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January 26, 2023: Bloody Mary

January 28, 2023January 26, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Ruth are in the kitchen. Noah is smiling and holding a Bloody Mary in one hand, the other hand on Ruth's shoulder. Ruth is scowling and has her hands on her hips. She asks, "Is that a Bloody Mary?" Noah replies, "It's a salad." Ruth retorts, "It's a cocktail!" Noah answers that, "It's got tomato, lime, celery, and olives with a dash of hot pepper juice." (He neglects to mention the vodka... which is made from potatos, after all...) Ruth yells, "That's not a salad!" Noah replies, "hey, if Uncle Sam can call ketchup a vegetable, I can call this a salad."

 

Suddenly Noah‘s all about the whole salad-for-lunch thing. Maybe even three salads for lunch.

Also, apparently the “ketchup is a vegetable” thing really happened. LOL…

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