2022 - Noah's Archipelago - Page 7

Who Came Second?

February 5, 2024October 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Adam and Stacey Delegate on Down the Line

February 5, 2024October 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Dumb Guitarist Face

February 5, 2024October 20, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Mr. Dressup

January 26, 2024October 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Glen are talking at the beginning of the Battle of the Tribute Bands gig before either has gone onstage. Glen is wearing his usual: a grey t-shirt, dark jeans, and his signature red bandana headband. Noah is dressed up like Bono (a mishmash of early 90s Fly-era Bono with the big black shades and shiny black leather jacket and pants with early 2000s touches like the open black shirt and cross necklace baring his hairy chest), with his normally curly hair straightened and slicked back. Glen scowls and says, "Playing Mr. Dressup Again, eh, Thorsen?" Noah smiles and replies, "The better to beat your arse tonight, Glen." We see they are up on a mezzanine balcony in the venue and the opener, a Tina Turner tribute act called Steamy Tina is performing in the background to a packed crowd. Glen retorts, "Pfft! Not a chance! It's about the music, not a costume." Noah grins and shoves Glen back, saying, "Ha! The costume is what makes a tribute band. Now, may the best Irishman win!" Glen scowls and responds, "You're not from Ireland, Thorsen, you're from Flin Flon!" Unfazed, Noah replies, "Still." Glen is furious and shakes his fist in the air, yelling, "I have more Irish blood than you!" Noah is still grinning and walking away as he tell Glen, "Don't be a sore loser, Glen."

Noah seems to think the flatiron is the key to battle-of-the-tribute-bands glory. To be fair, I used to know someone who played in a few tribute bands and a lot of dudes agree with Noah that you have to dress the part as well as sound the part… but there’s definitely a large contingent … Read moreMr. Dressup

Noah’s Cheerful Guilt Trip

January 26, 2024October 18, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah Prepares for Battle

January 26, 2024October 17, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Caligula’s Horse For Prez

February 5, 2024October 15, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Robot Research

June 12, 2024October 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Why would Noah want to actually wash the windows when he can spend days researching robots to do it for him?

Noah’s all about conservation… whether that’s water conservation or his own energy remains to be seen.

Noah’s Mind’s in the Gutters

June 12, 2024October 13, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah has a new toy: a gutter-cleaning robot.

Noah’s quest for both maximum efficiency in chores and victory over his mother-in-law continues… and he’s never met a robot he didn’t love.

Noah’s Laundry Blues

June 12, 2024October 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah wants to streamline the laundry procress.

Noah seeks to streamline the laundry drudgery, but Ruth won’t let him.